Shiraz You Like It

books & booze

I have spent a lot of time over the course of my life in bars. I have also spent a lot of time reading books. Ergo, I suppose it makes sense that the two would eventually come together. My brother and I were on a flight to London a few years ago to visit our parents, who were living there at the time. With seven hours to kill, we decided to get drunk (naturally) and try to devise a list of alcoholic beverages with names based on works of literature. For fun, we concocted some bar food names as well. Here’s what we came up with before we finally passed out.

COCKTAILS

  • Tequila Mockingbird
  • Robinson Curaçao
  • Cry, The Beloved Cointreau
  • The Brothers Vodkaramazov
  • The Cremation of Sambuca McGee
  • Tender is the Nightcap
  • A Cocktail of Two Cities
  • The Turn of the Screwdriver
  • The Adventures of Huckleberry Finlandia
  • The Old Man and the Seagram’s Cooler
  • Paradise Sauced
  • The Tailor of Panamargarita
  • All’s Well That Blends Well
  • The Red Badge of Courvoisier
  • A Prayer For Owen Martini
  • Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Drunk
  • Caesar & Cleopatra
  • The Hound of the Boozekervilles
  • Little House On the Prairie Fire
  • Catch-B52
  • Apo-kahlua-lypse Now
  • The Rime of the Ancient Marnier
  • A Brief History of Vodka Lime

BEERS

  • The Taming of the Brew
  • One Hundred Beers of Solitude
  • The Lovesong Of J. Alfred Red Rock
  • A Passage to India Pale Ale
  • The Heineken and the Mighty
  • The Unbeerable Lightness of Being
  • Because It Is Bitter Ale, and Because It Is My Heart
  • A Room With a Brew
  • Bury My Heart at Wounded Kokanee
  • Atlas Chugged
  • Snow Falling On Ciders

WINES

  • The Grapes of Wrath
  • Romeo & Julio Gallo
  • The Count of Monte Cristal
  • The Divineyards
  • Sometimes A Grape Notion
  • Shiraz You Like It

BAR FOOD

  • Metamorphsamosas
  • Lord of the Wings
  • Chicken Tortilla Flat
  • So Long And Thanks For All the Fish Sticks
  • The Merchant of Venison
  • For Whom the Bell Pepper Tolls
  • The Communist Chicken Pesto
  • Zorba the Greek Salad
  • Fight Club Sandwich
  • The World According to Carp
  • A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Mandarin Salad
  • Interview With the Vampie
  • The Bridge Over the River Pad Thai
  • The Last of the Mohicannelloni
  • Harry Potter And the Philosopher’s Stonebaked Pizza
  • The Great Gazpacho
  • The Canterbury Quails
  • Artichoke Heart of Darkness
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One response to “Shiraz You Like It

  1. Now this is clever. Did it while away the time? Can be updated in June!!!!

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