Well, what a coincidence. Just yesterday I was remarking that I am in dire need of a monkey assistant. As luck would have it, one showed up at my door this morning. Ask, and ye shall receive!
His manner was personable and his references impeccable, so I hired him on the spot. So, I am very pleased to introduce to you my new Executive Personal Assistant, Thaddeus:
The fact that we share similar taste in eyewear was a good icebreaker, and I took it as a sign from the universe that this guy was destined to work for me.
He has already reorganized my filing and made me a killer latte, so I have the feeling that this is going to work out very well indeed. And I think I am a decent employer, so hopefully it’ll be a good fit for all parties. At least I am not this type of boss:
Please join me in welcoming Thaddeus to the Mental Skillness team!